someone slipped into my handbag
i knew then sadness
a wet hanky
my bad hair day
they handed me a comb
they exchanged chocolates
i'd sprayed into the bag
i found the wrappers in a corner
the tissue papers had messages in them
someone had drawn a moustache
on my pics
my credit cards were overdrawn
i swear i did not see them leave
but i found a new diamond ring
it lay beneath the wet hanky
i was washing clothes when i should have been jogging
my day list was all screwed up
someone's living in my purse
someone and someone and someone
and they're living me my life.
